Has She Gone Crazy?

  • What You Need To Know
  • Beware: Crazy women will hook you with sex.
  • Signs of her going crazy include dramatic episodes, jealousy and insecurity.
  • Dating a crazy woman robs you of your freedom.
"Let's face it: There is nothing like having sex with a crazy woman. "

You're dating your dream girl, and almost everything about her is amazing. You've had a blissful first 30 days. Yes, there have been moments when you scratched your head and thought, “Hmm, her reactions are a little bit off.” But you ignored them because, well, she’s gorgeous, fun and the sex is fantastic.

Just when you think you may have found someone great to hang with, Dream Girl becomes Crazed Lunatic Woman. Has she gone crazy? Let me walk you through the scenario.

Her crazy episodes   

You're out to dinner, enjoying a cocktail with Dream Girl. When the waitress comes to the table to take your order, you smile and tell her how you’d like your steak prepared.

All of a sudden, Dream Girl accuses you of having the hots for the waitress. Her eyes turn all maniacal and her mellifluous voice turns shrill. She is screaming at you. You are so mortified that you want to crawl under the table. Dream Girl storms off to the bathroom.

But it gets better.

Perplexed by all that is happening, you decide that the best course of action is to follow her and try to calm her down by “reasoning with her.” When you get to the ladies’ room, you learn, from the line of women waiting, that she has locked the door. You gently knock, softly pleading with her to let you in. She’s still screaming, but now she’s crying as well. She demands that you admit that you were flirting with the waitress and that you apologize.

Has she gone crazy? What do you do? What any rational man would do. You deny it, of course, and tell her that you were not flirting with the waitress. But, alas, that makes her crazier.

If a scene like this has happened to you, you need to understand that this type of behavior is just the tip of the iceberg, guys. Dream Girl is Crazed Lunatic Woman. In hindsight, you recognize that you have seen glimpses of strange behavior, but nothing like her restaurant reality show.

Dating a crazy woman

So, the question is: What do you do when you're dating beautiful Dream Girl and she becomes Crazed Lunatic Woman? Well, guys, you have a decision to make. The relationship has been great up until now. The sex has been off the charts. Let’s face it: There is nothing like having sex with a crazy woman. If this is not your first tango with a crazy woman, then you have probably noticed that the sex is incredible, fun and fantastic. Do you know why? Because these women are crazy. My theory? The sex with a crazy woman has to be great because it's one of the few things that she can do to hook you in. These crazy women know and understand that if they can hook a man sexually, they have a shot at a relationship. These are the women who show up at your office with a raincoat on and lingerie underneath. She will lure you in sexually so that it will balance out her other lunatic behavior. She is crazy, not stupid.

Has she gone crazy? Yup. Here's what to do about it...

"So, can you reel a crazy girl in? Can you get her to act normal? "

Lots of guys will stick it out and attempt to reel her back in to this place the rest of us call “sanity.” These guys might think, “She's just freaking out a little bit about the waitress right now, so I'll apologize and I'll make sure it never happens again.” But it does happen again. And again. And again.

These are the women who text you at midnight multiple times. “Where are you?” “I thought you were going to be home!” “Are you still out with your friends?” “Are you out there flirting?” “Are you cheating on me?”

So, can you reel a crazy girl in? Can you get her to act normal? 

A resounding “no!”

This is who she is. If you want to stay with this woman, you must accept her, embrace her and learn to work with her. You will need to make sure that you don't look at the waitress. When you're out with friends, you'd better text her and tell her that you're thinking of her and you can't wait to go home and be with her. Make no mistake, you'll never be able to explain rationally to her that you're just out with your friends having a beer and watching the Mets. You're going to have to soothe her fragile ego and her insecurities on a daily basis. So, if you're dating Crazy Lunatic Woman and you really like her -- or really think you might love her -- then you're going to have to learn how to deal with her because she is not going to change. People do not change, their behaviors do not change, and this is a behavior that she's been hiding from you.

Managing a crazy woman

The only way for you to reel her back in and get back your peace of mind is to continually be on damage control and to anticipate her chronic outbursts. You'll learn her tendencies. You'll know that when you go out with friends, she's going to fly off the handle. You’ll know that you will have to text her a few times telling her how much you're thinking about her and how much you can't wait to see her later. You will have to constantly keep her mind at peace because you know she has a jealous side. She exposed it to you many times now. So, whenever you're walking down the street and you see an attractive woman, you say, “Oh man, you're the hottest woman on the entire block. There is nobody prettier than you!” You're going to have to play into her craziness. When you're out to dinner, you're going to have to look at the pretty waitress, order and then say, “She's way too skinny.” You're going to have to do some damage control before the damage happens. This is what happens when she's gone crazy. So, if you want to play that game, great.

Personally, dating crazy women isn't for me. I don't want to play that game. It's not worth it. I don't care how great the sex is, I know that there are other women who are more grounded, saner, mellower, and also great in bed. I hated coming home to a firestorm every time I was out late with friends. So, for me, I chose that path.

But some of you can't give up these crazy women. If that’s the case, the path you're going to need to choose is the one of constant damage control. And one with regular access to Xanax...Good Luck - PB